If this year taught us anything, it is that Nicolas Cage is basically the new Gandhi. Think about it: the encroaching poverty, the recognition as a champion of world peace. The dramatic hairstyles. We are not suggesting that Nicolas Cage will definitely win the Nobel Peace Prize next year, all we are saying is that should clear some shelf space in the refrigerator carton he will be forced to live in after his creditors take his remaining assets (although, good news on that front: the investment company Red Curb is only suing Cage for owing 3 million dollars, instead of the 36.7 million originally reported, so things are definitely looking up, except perhaps to those who'd hoped such staggering debt would lead to Wicker Man Two: Electric Beargaloo). Of course, no matter what happens in the coming months, we will be watching and reporting, but in the meantime, we offer you this present for the New Year: a blog wherein Nicolas Cage's face is superimposed on other people's bodies. It provided us not only with the picture above, but also these other indelible images of classic cinema, Cagefied. Enjoy!
1 comment:
hah, Cage as Gandhi! If only Cage created as little suffering as that nationalist fanatic Gandhi by partitioning the Subcontinent and thus institutionalizing the vicious hatred and nuclear crisis deemed to loom over south Asia for centuries to come! But no! Cage did a lot more damage than that! a single minute of Cage 'acting' in Leaving Las Vegas qualifies as a WMD. i bet Saddam had a couple of copies in his DVD-collection.
Gandhi, by the way, never received that insufferable Nobel Peace Prize. One of the few unquestionable decisions made by those degenerate descendants of inbreeding murderous viking idiots. The other being never considering Cage for a prize - which mistake was made by lamentably too many organizations. Although this shouldn't be too surprizing, the Coppola-clan is pulling the strings, that's no secret.
Cage should get caged. For a long long time.
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